Timeless Fibs: 15 White Lies Every Parent Keeps Up Their Sleeve

Here’s a list of those little white lies our parents told us, sprinkled with a few fibs I’ve found myself repeating to my own kid. Which ones have you passed down to the next generation?

1. Eating Carrots Improves Night Vision

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Told that munching on carrots helps you see in the dark—a handy WWII-era myth that’s perfect for getting kids to eat their veggies.

2. Santa’s Naughty List

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The classic threat that Santa is always watching helps keep the little ones on their best behaviour all year.

3. Square Eyes From Too Much TV

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I remember being warned about getting square eyes from too much telly, and I’ve caught myself saying the same thing to my kids.

4. Pinocchio Nose for Liars

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Just like they told me, I tell my kids their nose will grow if they lie, hoping to foster a bit of honesty.

5. Crusts Make Your Hair Curly

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I was always told my hair would curl if I ate my crusts—now I find myself spinning the same tale to encourage a clean plate.

6. Ice Cream Van Music

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My parents said the music meant the van was out of ice cream. Guilty as charged—I’ve told my kids the same fib.

7. Reading in the Dark Damages Eyes

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This was a common one at home to get me to turn on a light, and I’ve passed this advice on for good measure.

8. Knuckle Cracking Leads to Arthritis

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I grew up believing this one and might have mentioned it a time or two to discourage those annoying cracks.

10. The Park Is Closing

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A lifesaver when trying to leave the park without a tantrum, I’ve used this more times than I can count.

11. This Artwork is Amazing!

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Every scribble is a masterpiece in my eyes—or so I tell my little artist to keep their creative juices flowing.

12. This (Noisy) Toy is Broken

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When I can’t take another minute of a noisy toy, it suddenly becomes “broken,” just like some toys did when I was young.

13. The Easter Bunny Is Real

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My parents didn’t ever mention the Easter Bunny but we wait for him now with my kids. I love the whimsy, the treasure hunt and of course the chocolate.

14. It’s Going to Rain Today

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When I just can’t face another outing, I’ve been known to predict rain to keep us cozy at home.

15. Kids Can’t Eat This

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Just like my parents hid the good snacks, I’ve claimed more than once that certain treats are not for kids.

16. Wind Change Will Freeze Your Face

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A funny one from my childhood that I’ve passed down, warning my kids about making silly faces.

17. Swallowed Gum Stays in Your Stomach for 7 Years

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I was always cautious about swallowing gum thanks to this myth, and now my kids are too.

18. The Tooth Fairy Will Know If You’re Awake

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To get them to sleep, I tell my kids the Tooth Fairy won’t come unless they’re fast asleep, just like I was told.

19. Eating Seeds Will Grow a Plant Inside You

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A bizarre idea that fascinated me as a kid and now tickles my children’s imagination.

20. If You Touch a Toad, You’ll Get Warts

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My parents warned me about toads, and now I find myself saying the same, though it’s more about hygiene than warts.

21. You Must Wait an Hour After Eating to Swim

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I grew up with this rule, and it’s stuck with me—I find myself repeating it, especially on pool days.

Inherited Lies

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These fibs, passed down from generation to generation, mix practical parenting with a bit of fun, shaping many a British childhood, including mine.

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