20 Nations That Might Prefer Britain Keep Its Distance

Curious about where Brits might not be the life of the party? It’s not just the colonial history that gets under people’s skin—sometimes it’s the football antics or the relentless quest for the perfect sunbed. Let’s dive into the places where Brits are raising the most eyebrows, shall we?

20. New Zealand

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While the Kiwis might get on well with us Brits, our insistence on claiming pavlova as our own leaves them cringing. This beloved dessert is proudly New Zealand’s, and they’re not about to let us forget it!

19. Canada

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Canada, with its strong ties to the Commonwealth, often sees Brits as kin, yet their overly enthusiastic accents at hockey games can be a bit much. British tourists are known for trying to engage with local sports, sometimes missing the mark on game etiquette.

18. Jamaica

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Jamaica benefits from British tourism economically, but the locals often find themselves dodging sun-lounger hogging Brits who think the best beach spots are reserved just for them. The island is a favourite escape for Brits seeking winter sun, leading to crowded beaches.

17. Cyprus

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Cypriots generally enjoy the economic boost from British expats and tourists, yet the reputation for rowdy behaviour in party towns like Ayia Napa sometimes tests their patience. Cyprus has a long history with Britain and remains a popular retirement destination for Brits.

16. Greece

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Greece welcomes millions of British tourists annually, yet there’s a limit to how much the locals can tolerate Brits treating ancient archaeological sites like after-hours clubs. Tourism is a huge part of Greece’s economy, heavily supported by British visitors.

15. Mexico

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While Mexico loves the liveliness Brits bring, their attempts at Spanish after a few tequilas can be less charming. British tourists are frequent visitors to Cancun and Playa del Carmen, where cultural misunderstandings are common but mostly taken in good stride.

14. Portugal

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Portugal’s picturesque beaches are a magnet for Brits, but the echoing chants from British pubs in the Algarve can disrupt the local calm. The region is highly dependent on tourism, with British tourists making up a significant percentage of visitors.

13. Italy

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Italians cherish their culinary traditions, so when Brits order cappuccinos after dinner, it can cause a stir. Italy’s rich coffee culture dictates cappuccinos as a morning-only beverage, a rule often flouted by unknowing tourists.

12. United States

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The USA finds the British accent intriguing, yet the constant weather complaints can be perplexing, especially in states known for their predictable climates. British expats and tourists are widespread across the US, often bringing their weather-centric conversations with them.

11. Morocco

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Moroccans appreciate British fascination with their markets, but sometimes the cultural exchanges can get a bit clumsy. Morocco’s souks are a major attraction for tourists, and negotiating prices is expected, though often mishandled by foreigners.

10. Croatia

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Croatia sees a surge of British tourists each summer, welcomed for their enthusiasm yet occasionally frowned upon for treating pebble beaches like football pitches. The Croatian coast is a newer hot spot for British tourists, contributing significantly to the local economy.

9. Brazil

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Brazilians enjoy the shared passion for football but often find themselves explaining sun safety to overly optimistic Brits who underestimate the Brazilian sun. Brazil’s beaches and vibrant culture attract tourists, but the intense sun can be a challenge for visitors.

8. Egypt

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Egypt values British interest in its ancient history, yet the intense interest can sometimes lead to awkward moments. Tourism, especially to historical sites like the Pyramids, is a cornerstone of Egypt’s economy, heavily patronised by British tourists.

7. Thailand

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Thailand’s renowned hospitality extends to Brits, though the Full Moon parties frequented by Brits are notorious for pushing this patience. Thailand remains one of the top Asian destinations for young British travellers looking for adventure and nightlife.

6. Australia

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Australians and Brits share a spirited rivalry, especially over cricket, but the British complaints about Australian heat often amuse the locals. The sporting contests, particularly The Ashes series, are a major cultural exchange point between the two.

5. Turkey

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Turkey’s resort towns are often packed with Brits in the summer, who are appreciated for their spending but sometimes critiqued for their casual dress in more conservative areas. Turkey’s coastal resorts like Antalya and Bodrum are heavily frequented by tourists seeking sun and sea.

4. India

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India, with its rich history and vibrant culture, attracts many British visitors, though their frequent comparisons to back home can be tiresome. Despite the colonial past, India continues to be a major travel destination for British tourists, fascinated by its history and spirituality.

3. South Africa

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South Africans are amused by British tourists’ excitement over safari sightings, often predictable in their wonder at the ‘Big Five’. South Africa’s safari tours are a major draw for international tourists, offering close encounters with wildlife.

2. Spain

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Spain sees a constant influx of British tourists and expats, drawn by the promise of sun and sea, but their often unruly behaviour in coastal resorts can wear on the locals. Spain remains the number one destination for British tourists abroad, especially in cities like Barcelona and coastal areas like Costa del Sol.

1. France

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France tops this list, where the love-hate dynamic is strongest. The French secretly admire British enthusiasm for their wine, but their towns are overrun each summer by Brits, which can be a bit much. France remains the world’s top tourist destination, with Brits among the largest groups visiting each year.

It’s Complicated, But It’s Love

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While these playful jabs at British quirks abroad might ruffle a few feathers, they also highlight the deep cultural connections and mutual banter that define these international relationships. Here’s to being memorable, often for reasons we might not expect!

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